Tyler: Dude, you didn’t work very much this week, are you sure that you’re gonna be able to pay the rent?
Me : OH! You mean the ridiculously high rent that mom makes us pay so that we can live here? The ridiculously high rent that we pay off with a job she didn’t even want us to have in the first place?
Tyler : Ya, that rent, anyways, do you think you’ll have the 300?
Me : ya dude, i do, and its 250 cause we added on last month,
Tyler : oh ya, so what are you gonna do while they’re gone this weekend?
Me : You do realize we have no friends right? To the point of where we are more than likely gonna drive the dog insane?
Tyler: oh ya, well even then we should do something
This can’t possibly backfire.